I've been thinking about it, and...
I need a llama.**Okay, that seemed random. But I have a reason: My backpack is just way too heavy for me to cart around all by my lonesome. If I had a llama, I could name it Dolly and knit it a little llama blanket to wear on its back that said "FREE TIBET" on both sides (think about it, there's a joke in there somewhere). And I could take my llama to class, and people would be all like, "Wow, a llama! That's cool, Psychobunny, wherever did you get such a thing?" And I could look at them all crazy-like, and say, "What in the world are you smoking? Did you drink your lunch? Don't you think I would know if there was a llama in the room?" And then I could feed it carrots and keep pretending nothing was going on. And it would be cool.
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7:20 PM
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