I really shouldn't think so much.
Unless you're being chased, running seems pointless. You might as well walk and enjoy the sights. But what would make running Super-Ultra-Cool-Fun? A giant (somewhat modified) hamster ball, of course!Imagine getting into your giant hamster ball, putting on your helmet and harness (you're going to need them), closing the hatch, and just running for all you're worth. Run up the hill, roll down. Do somersaults! Run to class in your giant hamster ball. Run to work in your giant hamster ball. Run for fun in your giant hamster ball. Put drunken friends in your giant hamster ball and see how long they can roll without vomiting. Play SUV Soccer in your giant hamster ball (SEE the ball. BE the ball.). Get together with your friends and make molecular models of yourselves. Get together and have giant hamster ball sumo wrestling matches. Crash the football game and bowl over the marching band.
The possibilities are endless when you have a giant hamster ball!
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