Things that make me giggle
All of the following actual quotes and misquotes appeared in my lecture notes this semester. Running into these makes studying for finals quite amusing.Dr. Methodical:
"I'm not as bad as I thought I was when I woke up with a raging hangover."Dr. Candid Advice:"If you're spanked, what's your reaction?"
"Now, we know people -- men -- have sex with animals. And we know people -- men -- have sex with dead animals. But nobody would have sex with roadkill! Right?" [Wrong. (safe for work, though you've probably already seen it)]
"You dumb shit!"
"Thank goodness for Viagra, huh?"
"I was involved in S&M in which I was not a willing partner."
"Okay, I'm done with you. Go away!" [This is actually how she ends class every day. I like it.]Professors from political science class:"... Right now, I really want to smoke crack."
"[Biology professor], we've got a bunch of bleeding hearts here!", "Yes, [political science professor], they're all pinkos!"Dr. Way-Too-Generous:
Hee."... I gotta go change my Depends!"
"I see nothing wrong with discriminating against individuals ..."
"What if you have a child -- God forbid ..."
posted by Psychobunny at
3:16 PM
2 comment(s):
Wow, your profs are far more interesting than mine.
By
kiki, at
December 06, 2006 8:18 PM
Yes, they're special. :) Funny thing is though, they all make perfect sense in context.
By
Psychobunny, at
December 06, 2006 8:43 PM
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