You know you live in Wasteland when...
It's 18 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside...But the wind is blowing 22 mph, so with the wind chill factored in, it feels like it's 0 degrees...
Yet you still think it feels warm outside, because for the past few weeks the wind chill has been closer to -20 degrees.
And your region is so homogeneous (in every possible meaning of the word) that you're starved for a cultural experience, so you decide to go to a play that is being held at the theatre across campus...
Which means a mile of walking through blowing snow and knee-high snowdrifts (Well, that's not really fair -- I'm about 5'10", so most of them only came to mid-calf on me)...
But even after all that, you still think going to the play was worth it. (Remind me again why people actually choose to live here?)
Labels: Wasteland
posted by Psychobunny at
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